I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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