it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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