I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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