i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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