he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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