Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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