I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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