I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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