we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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