You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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