he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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