when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?