After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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