Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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