tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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