Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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