Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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