We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I deserve to be covered in dicks
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He shit in the fireplace
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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