When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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