oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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