i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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