so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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