Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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