I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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