i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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