i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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