so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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