to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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