Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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