Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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