i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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