I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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