she woke up with a sticky ear
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize