I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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