Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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