If that was your dad, he is hot
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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