I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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