North Korea, Best Korea!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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