operation harelip BJ is a go
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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