Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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