Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
