kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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