i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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