It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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