If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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