I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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