My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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