your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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