Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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