when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I smell stomach acid.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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