WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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