But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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