Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Randomize
