Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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