sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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