I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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